I can't believe i'm saying this... but
Parasites - in the yucatan
I've been ill for so long, and for seemingly many reasons - so three days ago an excellent lady friend of mine suggested I have parasites... Gross initially, the thought, makes me want to hurl a bit... then realizing I've been sick for what seems like eons, I realize it is now a blessing... I feel a bit like a strong warrior woman, ready and able to kill these stupid peons (parasites) feeding on my intestines. I am almost excited, the thought of health so close and within my grasp - three days to be exact.
I'm made up of mainly english and german blood. Means I like tea, pastry and beer? I dunno, about the food and beverage preferences, but I was bread to be very clean and dignified? Well the though of parasites infesting my stomach, I know, rolls my dear sweet grandmother and patriarch of our family in her grave...
Eating out often, and brushing my teeth with tap water - may have been the culprit; I may never know...
Anyone with unexplainable symptoms, and lethargy that is not alcohol induced, should pm me. I might just have the cure you are looking for!!!
Tags: Parasites And Gross Stuff