Last year, an anti-gay bigot (as described in the news) tried to get a license to marry his laptop computer in Houston and was turned down. Now, he has applied again in Utah and has been turned down again. Most of the reasons are because the definition of marriage has not been expanded in that state. I like the last reason: "and anyway... the legal age for marriage in Utah is 15 and his laptop is underage."
what say you?
Me - I say the whole world is nuts... LOL